Wednesday 11 April 2007

Sausages

Oh my God... it's only 25 days til we go!! I've got 11 days left at work, woo hoo!
Finding it extremely difficult to get motivated now, it's funny because I heard Gavin on the phone earlier and he said to a supplier we need to arrange a meeting in about 3 weeks time, and I thought to myself, I wont be here then. It's a weird yet a good feeling!
So how was everybody's Bank Holiday?, we had lovely weather in Berko, and on Saturday when we went up to visit Matt's parents in Worcester, on Saturday night we went round to Matt's friends Ben and Dan for a BBQ, I think their dog Mick enjoyed the food more than anyone as he must have had a good half a dozen sausages, he wasn't keen on the veggie ones though!!
He's a lovely dog, he's a Border Collie, and he's got more toys than Toys R Us and more shoes than Imelda Marcos (I don't mean to wear I mean to play with)
Me and Matt went for a walk along the canal in Berkhamstead on Bank Holiday Monday, think we did about 3 - 4 miles, was a gorgeous day and a lovely walk but we were cream crackered when we got back, my legs felt like lead, I'm so unfit at the moment.
Hoping to walk off some excess pounds when we start our travels, I know we're planning on doing a lot of walking round New York, it's these sitting down jobs that are to blame, and the biscuits and chocolate that we get for free at work ;o)
It's our works leaving night out on Friday, were off in Ricky for a few then it's into London to The Cuban Bar in Camden for some more refreshments, I have a feeling that we wont be doing much on Saturday!!
Should be a good night though as lots of people coming along (supposedly!!)
Just been reading an article on the BBC about the Galapagos Islands in Ecuador and how they are in crisis, any way take a read for yourself http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6543653.stm I don't think we'll be going to visit as it's quite expensive to get there, plus is sounds like its us tourists that are causing all their problems in the first place so a good excuse not to go.
Matt showed me some details of a hostel in Ecuador yesterday where a colleague of his had stayed when he was there.
It's cheap as chips at $17 a night, that's for a private double room too!! were paying $100 a night in New York for the same kind of accommodation!
I was also looking at the Travel section of The Foreign & Commonwealth Office website earlier (can't you tell how busy I am), God if you took notice of everything they told you about places you'd never leave the house, nowhere is safe!!
On a much lighter note we have been watching Matt's dvd box set of Phoenix Night's the last couple of days, it's really funny, for those of you that haven't seen it its about a working man's club in the North, with Peter Kay.
Can you hear me now, I'm on the bus!!!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

1. What do you call a chav in a box?

Innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not
to hit him?

It might be your bike.

7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

What you lookin' at?"

9. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police

10. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A liar.

11. What do you say to a chav with a job?

Can I have a big mac please.

12. What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand.

13. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a

Nova a shame?

A Nova seats 4

14. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

Granny.

15. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, they'll screw anything.

16. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.

17. What do you call a Chav at college?

The cleaner.

18. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching
Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of
the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we
order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce
where we are... very slowly?" The blonde girl leaned over the counter and
said,

"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."


Posted by debully - thanks to Frosty82 over at efests forums.